- [Clinking sound from the kitchen.]
- Me: What are you doing?
- J: [Guiltily] Something weird.
- [A few minutes later]
- Me: You know you have to tell me, right?
- J: Fine. I was trying to loosen our new corkscrew.
- Me: Oh? ...Oh. You were using bac-
- J: With BACON grease.
